The best things about rumors

You know why rumors are so funny? Because you can find out about yourself things you never knew. For example, in my case I have found out that I wished to rule their world, despite that I don't have intentions to rule anybody's life. That I have imaginary friends, which I never had, but it turned out that sarahthrel has them. That I have many different personalities, despite that I have only one personality, which doesn't play the perfect happy human. But the best thing about rumors is that you can find out who are the idiots, because only idiots accept rumors as truth and you can also find out who are fools, because only a fool would spread rumors. Fool like sarahthrel, who spread rumors about me on tumblr and fool like soultrap666, who spread rumors about me on deviantART.